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Center Square

by Jerkatorium

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This song is about Paul Lynde, who was a very funny man and a mean drunk.

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VERSE 1
I'm the center square
handsome and debonair
they all love me, when I play the clown
It starts with a smile and a wink
and then I start to drink
I got dressed up, just to dress you down

CHORUS
In the center square
each night you'll find me there
I'm a man trapped in a box
Without the center square
this show’s a dull affair
housewives love that kinky talk

VERSE 2
So much fan mail for
this confirmed bachelor
people love it when I lisp and flounce
Everybody knows
and yes I let it show
just can't say it, or let it get around

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Everyone loves watchin' me
until I get some scotch in me
Then everyone's a target,
friend or foe the same
Kicking ass and taking names
in the alco-hall of fame
then next day I'm back
on this stupid tic tac toe game

CHORUS

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released July 9, 2017

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Jerkatorium Seattle, Washington

Jerkatorium is an online musical collaboration between Mr. Jerky McJerkface and Mr. Chumpy Wumpikins. Our interests include CRUSHING IT, and putting up and/or shutting up. We enjoy things.

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